Shakespeare turns in grave

According to latest reports coming in from England- The Home of the English language, it is believed that William Shakespeare, with the culmination of the India-Pakistan cricket series, completed a full 360 degree revolution in his grave.The presence of eminent English speaking citizens of Pakistan - Rameez Raza, Imran Khan and Waqar Younis - in the TEN Sports commentary team is reported to be the cause of this 'turn around' by Shakespeare.
Rameez Raza, who holds the record for topping his class in English for four consecutive years from the 2nd standard to the 5th standard, is believed to have put The Bard on the 'move'. Raza, a die-hard Pakistani supporter who once famously commented in favour of Pakistan in a South Africa Vs West Indies match, was, like always, available for 'comment'. "This (shakespeare turning in his grave) is the acknowledgement of the English of mine by the William Shakespeare himself", said the former Pakistani captain, amidst deafening applause from Imran Khan and Waqar Younis, other commentators responsible for this 'one-of-its-kind' event.
It is believed that The Bard has been on the move ever since Rameez Raza started commentary as a confident 30 something ex-Pakistani Captain. However, exactly which sentence of this commentator par excellence made Shakespeare begin to turn is difficult to say.Experts believe it could be when Rameez Raza (in)famously commented,"Nothing is going into the Pakistani way" or "The ball was hit so high up in the ear(air) that it almost came into the commentary box hair(here)". Some other gems from the vault of this legendary commentator, whose eloquence makes people not come to the ground and instead watch the match on the television, include such statements as "Farhat has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle" and "That is the Zaheer Abbas stand named after Zaheer Abbas" and "There are the 27000 peoples who are in the stadium hair and all have come to watch cricket". However the last quarter of the revolution was completed thanks to the exploits of Waqar Younis when he, after careful thought, commented, "Gautam Gambhir is very aggressive when it comes to aggression".
However, this feat hasnt gone unnoticed by the British government, which plans to confer English citizenship, not only on Rameez Raza and Waqar Younis, but on every English commentator who comes from Pakistan.